You know, you guys are having too good a life if this could be an issue. 


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Oh, seriously....? This is what divides America?! I think we’re doing just fine without bringing oral hygiene into the mix.
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First world problems.
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I’m totally OK with this. It makes morning routines more efficient. Hell, I may keep a French press in my shower for even more efficiency!
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Disgusting

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And urinate too while in the shower. Is a good idea to better use of water.
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You guys are trying really hard to become the
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Who cares?
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What about peeing in the shower?
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It's fine. Just don't make a salad in the shower.
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This is the third Onion-esque article I’ve seen from WSJ in a couple weeks
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The death of a newspaper.
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Rilly???
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