Real Americans drive with their knees, while texting and drinking a half-caf lowfat mocha latté. USA! USA!
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I want it
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If one more car salesman tries to show me cup holders because I'm female, I'm going to use his face as a cup holder.
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More evidence that Americans are terrible drivers.
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"I want the cup holders to be big enough to hold a popcorn bucket, because I like to have popcorn in the car and I fill popcorn buckets full of soda so I don't run out during the drive."
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