As opposed to the rest of America, who all have lots of fun at their jobs.
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Isn't the fun supposed to be for the fans who pay a lot of money to see highly skilled athletes take their jobs very seriously so that their favorite teams win over equally serious competition?
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Football is BIG BUSINESS! Big business is no laughing matter! Therefore football is no laughing matter!
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The Dark Side ....
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Do your Job
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Unibomber
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He does look like the evil emperor in Star Wars.
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Thought I was reading an Onion tweet.

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Why are you writing about the losers? Jeez, you’re like a Hillary backer who can’t let go. Write about the champions!
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I love alternate histories
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