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The first rule of string cosmology club is that nobody has the faintest idea what the rules of string cosmology club are.
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How many climate activists does it take to change a light bulb? DON'T TURN THAT ON
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How many popular science authors does it take to change a light bulb? They'll charge you 60 bucks for the bulb, but after it's installed, you will really believe that you understand Everett's Many Light Bulb Interpretation.
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How many science deniers does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb, and ten thousand to write Facebook posts about how it's all a scam financed by Big Light Bulb.
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How many science philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? The fundamental issue is the physicalist assumption that a bulb is necessary to create the qualia of illumination.
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How many conference panelists does it take to change a light bulb? Five, except they're all dudes, and they won't change the bulb themselves, just explain to you at length why you're doing it wrong.
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How many woke junior faculty does it take to change a light bulb? The bulb will never actually get changed, but 30 of them will write long Twitter threads explaining why constant
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#scicomm specialists does it take to change a light bulb? One, except they have to wait for a scientist to change the bulb, then tell a compelling emotional story so that you believe the room is lit.Prikaži ovu nitHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
How many CMB observers does it take to change a light bulb? 20, but it will take them five years of work to figure out that the bulb was just covered in dust.
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How many grant managers does it take to change a light bulb? One, then the panel will vote to cut off your electricity in three years.
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How many science historians does it take to change a light bulb? That's not important. What's important is that indigenous Australians knew about light 12,000 years ago.
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How many loop quantum gravity theorists does it take to change a light bulb? There are only seven of them, and they don't do much but complain that nobody will fund them well enough to figure out what kind of bulb will fit in the socket.
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How many science journalists does it take to change a light bulb? 26. One to change the bulb, and 25 to write articles titled "COULD THIS AMAZING NEW DEVICE BE THE SOLUTION TO DARKNESS?"
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How many dark matter hunters does it take to change a light bulb? 50 of them will keep making bigger and bigger bulbs, and one of them will eventually light up for sure.
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How many inflation theorists does it take to change a light bulb? All possible light bulbs are lit in all possible rooms an infinite number of times already.
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How many NASA engineers dies it take to change a light bulb? 500. The initial budget will be $800 million, but it will ultimately cost ten times that, and never leave the assembly building.
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How many quantum foundations theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, as soon as she figures out how to bootstrap it from pure logic.
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How many SUSY model builders does it take to change a light bulb? The room will light up by itself any minute now.
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How many HEP experimentalists does it take to change a light bulb? All of them, but it will take 30 years and cost $12 billion.
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How many string theorists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness is conjectured to be in the swampland and isn't a valid solution.
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"Even though I never tried this experience myself, I can imagine that avoiding feedback from experimental data must be similar to being on drugs."https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/science-is-not-about-getting-more-likes/?amp;text=Science …
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