"Whatever shall we do about America's obesity epidemic?" "Has anyone considered being humorless scolds with no sense of proportion whatsoever?" "By Jove, what a capital idea!"
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"Now that the prohibitive cost of a single donut has been removed by this incentive, I can finally be the daily donut consumer I have always longed to be. At long last, the caloric intake of my dreams!"
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Gateway Donut; an unreleased afterschool special
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"I learned it by watching you! Eating a donut! After getting the vaccine!"
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All of the anti-donut tweets just make me want a donut more. If they stop talking about it, I won’t be as tempted
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It is embarrassing af
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Thank you for saying this!!!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I remember the olden days of getting a sucker or a toy from the bin @ my family dr.'s office after my shot or regular physical. It made it fun @ least. Ice Cream afterwards w/ my mom was the best bribery to get me thru. it.

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Hot fudge sundaes. I was a really skinny kid.
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Just doing my best to be good. he/him
