Sporadic content generator @slate @arcdigi @thedailybeast. Pediatrician who swears. Strident homosexual. @ = boring story. Beauty’s where you find it. He/him 
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Sure, you may have “plans” to go “out,” but are you breaking in your fancy new iron? Hmmmmm?pic.twitter.com/fRHOY6b932
I googled to find this image I remembered, because I recall laughing in agreement with someone who pointed out that the picture makes it obvious which one of these two people had never held an iron in their life before.https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/308451/A-rather-pressing-engagement-for-Kate-and-Prince-Charles …
Fancy murder weapon
I have that exact iron, Rowenta, and I'll never switch back. Worth every freakin penny. Cheers to those of us who still iron. Kindred spirits.
Iron? Haven't used one of those in 10 years or longer!! 
We’ve been meaning to talk to you about that.
My brand new fancy iron came pre-broken in, so no, sir.
It's not fancy unless it makes a killer grilled cheese
I'M NOT KIDDING DANIEL I WANNA SEE THIS
Ooooohhhh....aaaaahhhhh. Sweet, bet it’s a real hottie.
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