Yeah I know how to spell your name, but it won’t matter when you’re going clubbing because you’ll be referring to yourself in the third person with a sobriquet like “The Event”.
Okay John, we’re gonna need you to go shopping and buy a really loud Hawaiian shirt, pink aviators, a lime green tux with ruffles, and shiny white patent leather loafers. I am available for consultation in-store.
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My buddy, The Roundabout
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