Thomas The Wank Engine

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Same shit, different branch line.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2016.

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    Big Love, but with Tulsi as the wound up career girl 1st wife, Abigail as the religiously trad vain one with the rich dad and the creepy brother who spends too much on clothes + makeup, Venti as the immature 3rd wife who wishes everyone took her seriously, and me as Bill Paxton.

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    “We’re talking about people voting from jail cells. We’re talking about not having a border. I mean, c’mon people” I don’t think Carville is dumb or cynical. I think he genuinely believes GOP only care about the rich (not entirely wrong) & wishes *his* party would just be better

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    Obviously I’m not at all a Democrat but I respect Carville as a political operative: he plays for team Dem, he wants them to win, he’s been in the business a long time & knows elections. But when he talks about putting away silly issues, the coalition of misfit toys gets mad.

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    Canada is absolutely going to f—k us

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    women be like “i want him to fuck me so hard his dick tickles my belly button from the inside” men be like “i wanna have control over my life and the decisions i make and i want a hug because it’s been years i want someone to touch my face”

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    I've gone native enough to think the occasional global pandemic is a price worth paying to keep spicy bat-head on the menu, but this piece has some great zingers.

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    The intoxicated loudmouth bragging about his flashy cars while impregnating degenerate women out of wedlock is a hurtful stereotype. Please do better

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    All of Anal Cunts music got taken off YouTube lol

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    She reminds me of a cross between the gelfling puppets from The Dark Crystal and the bad guys from Star Trek Insurrection

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    MetaThread: All ancient culture came from Atlantis a literal city state on the now sunken Peninsula of Sundaland (it goes by many names) which mainly consists of Sumatra, Australia and Java which are both still sinking to this day. 1/

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    Guy on /lit/ predicted Pete in 2017

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    The women are all wearing white in homage to Tulsi who has much better things to do than sit through this clown show

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    See what they do is make our neighborhoods bad by openin' up liquor stores, bring in crack, guns and rap. Then, they buy up all the cheap houses after we kill each other, to sell at a profit. It's called, "Gentrification".

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    "So that was when PAWGs For Pete came over and told me 'we can make it clap standing up, call that a standing ovation' and I was so impressed that I voted 700 times with that easily manipulated phone application "

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    Remember when shoe stores left nothing to chance? "I'm usually a 10 1/2 or an 11." "Well, guess what, I'm measuring your goddamn foot."

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