Lauren Ashcraft  🌹Compte certifié

If we are going to resort to inanimate objects determining elections, we should at least make it creative. Comment with fun ideas, blow off some steam, and then continue to knock doors and donate . I’ll go first.

Each candidate has their names written on a piece of paper, sealed in a bottle, and thrown in the East River. The first candidate whose bottle washes up on shore in Greenland wins. We have superdelegates stationed there waiting until they do.

Does Greenland have a say in that? Maybe Greenland should show us how to run a country as it sounds like delegates might be waiting a while :)