In the spirit of #DemDebate night, I want to note that people keep asking me if I’m “blue no matter who.”
3 things:
1) I endorse @berniesanders
2) I certainly will vote
3) I would NEVER vote for the guy who I’ve called to be impeached.
See thread below for my comedian take:
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Asking people to answer this question beyond who they currently endorse is like asking them to play a twisted version of “Would You Rather” with real life consequences. For your amusement I have laid out the analogous options that we have in this “game.” So, would YOU rather:
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1. Go to a cat cafe (equivalent to Bernie Sanders). Keep in mind this my dream and I love cats.
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2. Eat at a chain restaurant that has grades ranging from B to “I definitely just ate straight up e. coli” (equivalent to dems except for Bernie and Biden)
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3. Walk barefoot over a pile of used syringes (equivalent to Biden). We would probably survive...probably.
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4. Become part of the human centipede (Trump)...We will slowly die whilst being forced to continue to eat the White House’s shit
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TL;DR this is an irrelevant question and everyone should vote for whoever inspires them to get out and vote. If you want to send me to Congress to stop our country from having to eat DC’s shit, please donate at:https://secure.actblue.com/donate/lauren-ashcraft-for-congress-1 …
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