WHOA. I had NO idea this was going to blow up so much!! I’m glad my fit of tiny red-headed rage made y’all’s day!!

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Update: All is quiet. Neighbors have deserted the premises. I am thoroughly enjoying a cup of tea.
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Neighbor update: I have made eye contact w/ 2 of the guys. One gave me a nod, and the other looked at me with wide eyes like I’m a madwoman. I’d like to think that we have reached a mutual understanding.pic.twitter.com/bRWwpBIyNP
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I, for one, would endorse your application for an explosives-use license. I can only envisage it ending well.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The fresh dusting of, uh, dust is a nice touch.
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I'm completely following you on the strength of this. Well done. :)
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Thanks, and welcome!

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What? WHY? WHY would they do this to you?
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My neighbors had a party and people parked their cars in behind us, so I asked if they could make sure they were gone by 7am. Apparently that’s unreasonable.

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