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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 3

    "Gee David, it sounds like you want to share examples" Well, yes I do

    Replying to @Vodstok
    My characters Carbon, Brieze, J and Garrison were created for this reason. I just wanted characters that were superhuman
    2 replies 4 retweets 2 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    The image that the deliberately chose to propagate, doesn't reflect the toxic-whiteness associated with her actions.

    Texas teen admits she made up claims she was kidnapped and gang-raped by "three black males"
    33 replies 373 retweets 489 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    if you could stop indoctrinating kids into ur cult that would be great thanks 🙏 indoctrination is child abuse

    10 replies 79 retweets 137 likes
  4. Mar 23

    Shut the hell up, Chuck

    If u filibuster Judge Gorsuch it’s obvious you’d filibuster anybody
    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  5. Mar 23

    Monday was an amazingly low point for me, and suddenly the week has just climbed upward Today has been extremely productive :)

    1 retweet 5 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    I just need men to shut up for one day. One. Whole. Day.

    52 percent of men say they haven't benefited from women having affordable birth control
    86 replies 15,690 retweets 34,314 likes
  7. Mar 23

    Holy Giger, Batman! I may have to purchase this poster because fucking hell, it is BEAUTIFUL

    I'm IN
    1 retweet 4 likes
  8. Mar 23

    Coworker: Dave, do have a second? Me: No. CW: I just... Oh. Really? Me: Yes, I am busy

  9. Mar 23

    "Use this! Take out Hillariosa, and you will ride with me eternal in Valhalla, shiny and chrome!"

    Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives.
    2 replies 1 retweet
  10. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives.

    88 replies 4,884 retweets 9,088 likes
  11. Mar 23

    You spelled "a firing squad trained on them" kinda weird

    GOP could sure use a community organizer right about now
    1 retweet 1 like
  12. Mar 23

    I should be sequestered from people with seasonal allergies. I'm soon going to pose a very real danger to people constantly sneezing

  13. Mar 23

    Wrong. Science is the study of reality. Reality has a liberal bent. Conservatism is inherently anti-science

    Science is universal, international, inclusive, nonpartisan, a-political, a-gender, a-race, & a-ideological. Don't inject identity politics.
    2 retweets 4 likes
  14. Mar 23

    I remember when the Simpsons was satire

    2 likes
  15. Mar 23

    Actual question: Does he know how to drive? He's no doubt had his gross old ass carted around his entire life

    At least now the idea that Trump is driving our democracy right over a cliff has an accompanying image.
    1 retweet
  16. Mar 23

    "Look, I'm pretending to do... what's that called? Oh yes, 'work'"

    1 retweet
  17. Mar 23

    Fuck yeah

    Replying to @Nusquik @ThatSabineGirl
    This bus was in Spain, and was dealt with appropriately.
    1 like
  18. Mar 23
    Replying to

    AND NO ACTUAL FAMILY OF MINE, except a cousin who I used to hang out with and wasn't a complete dickbag

    2 likes
  19. Mar 23
    Replying to

    Mexican brothers and a sister and it was weird but the happiest I've been in a dream in months. Like, sibling group hugs & huge mugs of beer

    1 reply 1 like
  20. Mar 23

    I had a dream last night that I was at a bar that served nothing but Irish and German booze and I had so much fun and had newly adopted

    1 reply 1 like
  21. Mar 23

    They did this to me yesterday and I was more pissed than I should have been. YOU'RE PROS, COME ON But still, 2 seconds, baristas. Please

    Tip o' the day: If your Starbucks lid drink hole is lined up w/ seam on the cup, it will act as a dribble cup & stain your shirt. Trust me.
    3 likes

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