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@VodkaMuse

The most useless follow on twitter. Literally nothing to see here. I will probably offend you.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. sij

    Alright guys, this one I’m stupidly proud of.

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    prije 15 sati

    So since I decided twitter is basically high school, I’m going to be doing what I did in high school to try to fit in. Handing out blow jobs behind the bleachers.

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    21. ruj 2019.

    It's so sad that some of the best people are unable to recognize just how wonderful they are.

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    25. stu 2015.

    [Babysitting nephew] M: It's 10 PM and you're nine. Shouldn't you go to bed? H: You're 35. Shouldn't you be married?

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    prije 13 sati
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    If she's not crazy, you're wasting your time

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  8. prije 15 sati

    So since I decided twitter is basically high school, I’m going to be doing what I did in high school to try to fit in. Handing out blow jobs behind the bleachers.

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    prije 16 sati
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    My Skye. She thinks she can whoop your Skye’s tail. BTW, yours is beautiful.

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    prije 16 sati
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    LOVE that brindle. Reminds me of my girl Daphne

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    prije 16 sati
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    ...and here is Skye

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    Mom......I'm tired of politics so I'm gonna cram my head between you and the couch and take me a nap....

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    5. velj

    My boyfriend has no mental illness and it's the weirdest shit. You know what he does when he's tired? Goes to bed. When he's hungry? Eats a snack. When he's drunk? Stops drinking. I don't get it.

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  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 19 sati
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    Tucker, on his adoption day. He’s waiting for his new mom to drive him home ☺️

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    It's like American's premier philosopher J. W. Buffett wrote in his magnum opus, "Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes," : "If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane"

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    5. velj
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    5. velj
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    5. velj
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    The picture on the left is resisting. The picture on the right is tweeting. One changes things. The other gives you a sense of self importance

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    Righteous political rage-tweeting is cool and all, but if I didn't also tweet about football and dragons and mutants and shit I would prob just kill myself

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  21. 5. velj

    Retweeting because I’m seriously curious.

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