Jarvis Swaggins

@VissAndPinegar

I'm just happy to be here!

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 May 2018

    My name is Andrew and I'm really into The Stones. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

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  2. Retweeted

    Want to win a 2021 Series 1 Hobby Box?! Like/Follow/Retweet for your chance to win Winner will be announced Wednesday! Let's keep growing here on

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  3. Feb 6

    I had no idea that Elizabeth Olsen is the sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley.

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  5. Jan 31

    What an incredible Rumble.

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  6. Jan 31

    Yeah this is unreal. TAA to Shaq was good. Shaq to Mo was ridiculous. Mo's touch is phenomenal.

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  7. Jan 31

    Two hour shovel session, baby!!

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  9. Jan 29

    Someone decided to projectile shit all over the common area bathroom of my work. I spent the last 30 minutes cleaning it. I can honestly say that I am now ready for fatherhood.

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  10. Jan 28

    Why is everyone badmouthing Robin Hood? Jamie Foxx was a dope Little John.

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  11. Jan 21

    The best thing about wearing a mask is how many times I can mouth "shut the fuck up", "go the fuck away", or "leave me the fuck alone" without being caught.

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  12. Jan 21

    And now my coworker is at the "shut up and dribble" part of conversation.

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  13. Jan 21

    These "Biden/Harris owes me $2000" jokes are so funny.

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Last month Jupiter & Saturn had a once-in-400yr conjunction Agent Cooper foretold this…. “Historically…when Jupiter & Saturn are conjunct, there are enormous shifts in power & fortune…a potential for explosive change: good & bad…due January to June” (Twin Peaks S2, Ep21 )

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  15. Jan 20

    I should be at home drinking my face off.

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  16. Jan 20

    I have the inauguration on in the background. Co-worker comes in and says "turn that shit off."

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  17. Jan 20

    I've been at work for 30 minutes and My co-worker has already brought up: 1. CNN brainwashing people. 2. The deep state. 3. Biden's inauguration pictures from last night looking similar to when Hitler took power. I'll start making bingo cards.

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  18. Jan 20
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  19. Jan 19

    I miss my parents, my sister, my friends, and Chicago today.

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  20. Jan 17

    Thank you, Bulls and Bucs!

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