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Hey who is TNR in your office? They unironically said the smartest fucking thing ever on Reddit. I feel like Discord having a system where you had four numbers at the end of your username by default would be a fantastic idea, you should look into that.
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Hot Take: if you learning about a detail in a game is 'spoilers' than you weren't excited for the game, you were excited to do something new.
Learn to sew.
To those searching the Hokkaido trending tab, the missile was launched and flew for roughly 50 minutes before splashing down in the ocean to the north of the Hokkaido region.
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the onion's ability to brutally mock media people, not just in the content of their parody, but in their *perfect* recreation of tone, is truly wonderful.
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Boycotts don't work on the internet. They definitely don't work if you're only on twitter.
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What's actually very funny is that every day I even so much as glance at Twitter, I'll see a bunch of people talking about how Hogwarts Legacy doing well is terrible but then also they're the same people that ran a free-of-charge six month long advertisement campaign for it.
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There's a phrase called 'Pick your battles.' and lemme tell ya, if this is one of the battles you decided you needed to have a victory in, you chose really fucking poorly.
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Now that the wizard game has broken like a dozen records on Twitch and is primed to be one of the best selling games of the year, this is a reminder that boycotts don't work. Everyone really mad about it gave it free advertising for months.
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I love every doctor that refers to mRna as "Code" as if we aren't walking strings of alphabet spaghetti.
What do you call the med student with a C- average? Doctor.
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This is the first time in history we mass-injected people with code to produce a non-human protein.
With no off-switch and universal dissemination, turning healthy cells into poison factories is by no means a vaksene. How it sounded like a good idea to begin with is beyond me.
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Man, like, damned near every tweet you've made since Bridget came out has been bitching about it. This is the saddest, most pathetic thing I can imagine someone doing. You're literally bitching about someone else doing the thing **you're actively doing**.
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Hey look, it's literally the reason I stopped considering myself an ally to TRAs
Timeline full of gender stuff
Trans flags = personality
Subscribes to egg nonsense
Not enough that GNC people have to deal with rightwing pressure to act their sex, now pressured to transition too. twitter.com/Dani_Neider/st…
Also collecting these kinds of analytics isn't that bad. For instance, it tells the developers what sort of thing to focus on, which is way more prevalent in baldurs gate than Skyrim,since races, classes and even cosmetic features can lead to dialogue.
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It's very early framed as pretty playful. It's well known in gaming that players will create either themselves or an idealized version of themselves in any game they play, on average.
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Why did the Baldur’s Gate 3 devs choose to reveal that they are tracking everyone’s save files for analytics purposes by suddenly putting their playerbase on blast for making “generic dudebros 
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Need? No. Some games are designed to be difficult. Ghostrunner comes to mind.
Would benefit from? Debateable! Again, Ghostrunner comes to mind! A lot of games, especially in the mainstream, would benefit from them. twitter.com/NalaWu/status/
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Didn't Folding Ideas do a whole video on this entire take like three years ago twitter.com/notluxaalia/st
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You spent all yesterday telling people off for being even remotely happy about him being president, shut the actual fuck up you soup-skull.
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it is rather pleasant, donald trump no longer being the president. something to be happy about
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The very online leftists make me not want to be a leftist anymore just so I'm not related to these brainlets anymore.
Fact check: you have won precisely zero accolades for your false patriotism, comedy attempts, or journalistic moves. twitter.com/scrowder/statu
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Weren't you the man on the youtube with the opinion that one time about how if you were a minority of any kind in America then you have a deeply vested interest, inherently, in voting for Democrats?
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whatever annoyance you have at 3 people not being all-in for biden should pale in comparison to this framing, which implies all the democrats need to do to earn support is sit around not being the republicans
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE KHMER ROUGE?!?!
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Stalin was very good and if you disagree you have been reading only Nazi propaganda. twitter.com/jacobin/status…
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Do you think Hitler was a socialist, though?
I need to know exactly how smooth your brain is. twitter.com/PNWpossum/stat
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Reminder: My friends can eat me however they want, whenever they want~ <3
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Hi, my name is Sebastien, and I'm a Syndicalist.
And this election cycle has made me realize how much I fucking hate rose-twitter and keyboard socialists.
Say it with me folks:
NO ONE WILL EVER CONCEDE TO A GROUP THAT HAS NO INTENT ON ACTUALLY VOTING.
Hi, yeah, leftists, if you keep being really vocal about not supporting a party that actually has a chance of winning, you'll never actually introduce change into the democratic party.
You fucking dipshits. Absolute morons. Total imbeciles.
'well, I prefer abstaining from voting because honestly, why even try? I'm gonna just let bad things happen and complain when they do, instead. I am reasonable.' twitter.com/TheRealMoatsad
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Daily Reminder that, as our coronavirus cases begin to dwindle, that the CDC is not being given the information to give to the press, the White House is.
Buddy if you're homophobic you're welcome to leave.
Making fun of anyone for being straight isn't cool but admitted you're a homophobe is just going 'i am a shitty person' loudly. twitter.com/ResidentWolfy/
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RT if you really wanna see the math they used to see the price they put on our lives
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I ignore when people send pornography to children. However, I draw the line at someone telling me I'm full of shit. That's just too far. Grooming children is fine but I am infallible.
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I've ignored fake tweets attributed to me and RTed widely. I've ignored porn tweeted at children on a thread about their art. I've ignored death and rape threats. I'm not going to ignore this. 1/11
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"I'm a leftist!"
No you're not. You're, at best, a centrist or, may God forgive me for saying it, a liberal.
Have whatever opinions or takes you want but don't cloak yourself in falsities to buy power undeserving. t.co/NT2CVG2hkN
The Thermian argument only works if you're dealing with fantasy or magical levels of fiction.
TLOU is hard fiction.
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Shocking number of people telling me “Joel did the right thing” because “vaccines can’t cure fungal infections”
This is fiction. Anything can do anything if the writer says so.
You give Christians a bad name. Saint John Brown would have a word. twitter.com/JadenPMcNeil/s
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