(((VinceNeilstein)))

@VinceNeilstein

co-head Jew , bullshit artist at , manager , member of Brooklyn Ramblers baseball club, etc

Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2009

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  1. 3 hours ago

    Possibly the funniest tweet I've seen all year

  2. 10 hours ago

    Time to give up on the Mets yet? This feels different than the 2016 and 2015 teams that basically played .500 ball through July.

  3. 10 hours ago

    Why is it that all Jewish men born between 1975 and 1985 are obsessed with Janeane Garofalo? Of all people

  4. Jun 6

    It seems no one really cares about “International Day of Slayer” this year. Kinda relieved.

  5. Jun 6
    Replying to

    Inb4 “why paradiseben” — I used to work at a company called Paradise Artists but they were too cheap to give me my own email address

  6. Jun 6

    Just logged into my Hotmail account for the first time in years. What a dumpster fire

  7. Jun 5

    Wow this new Contortionist song tho!

  8. Jun 5

    Morning listening: Ozzy, “Lightning Strikes.” One of my favorite Ozzman deep cuts.

  9. Jun 4

    Last show I saw on Randall's island: Ozzfest 2006. System of a down, strapping young lad, Norma jean, etc

  10. Jun 4

    I was kind of joking when I posted this but I've been here 15 minutes now and it's startlingly true

  11. Jun 4

    Tool fans at are easily identifiable from the non-metal masses by their black clothes and white hairs

  12. Jun 4

    Dirty, sticky ankles is NYC's way of saying "welcome to summer, shithead"

  13. Jun 4

    It's summer. Feeling good. or some shit, right?

  14. Jun 1

    World's Scariest Plane Landings is probably not the best tv show to be watching for anyone, at any time, for any reason. Yet here I am.

  15. Jun 1
    Replying to

    That wasn’t meant as a slight. I’m digging it.

  16. Jun 1

    So that’s what Northlane sound like. Kinda like TesseracT Lite

  17. Jun 1
  18. May 31

    Does anyone think it sounds like Ozzy is saying “Devil’s Donut” instead of “Devil’s Daughter”?

  19. May 30
    Replying to

    Lol at this tweet from earlier. Yeah right learn Zakk Wylde solos what was I thinking. Just hacked around for an hour and feel inadequate

  20. May 30
    Replying to

    What’s your favorite Zakk solo on the “No More Tears” album? — GO!

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