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    13 Nov 2018
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    The Great Sausage Roll Swindle

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    The Brotherhood of Seitan

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    24 hours ago
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    The period between March and May is known in the trade as the Hungry Gap. It’s called that because we’ve exhausted the stored veg and there is little that grows to maturity. So Brexit coincides nicely when we get the bulk of fresh produce from Spain and the Netherlands.

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    22 hours ago

    You think Dry January sounds bad? Wait till we get to Starve To Death Or Die Due To Lack Of Vital Medication April.

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    Jan 4

    Something to consider with the fury is that a typical gammon diet high in processed meat and animal fat is going to properly clog all those fine veins over a few decades. I'm guessing that a lot of their anger is due to the fact that they can't get it up...

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    Jan 4

    Grandmother prefers iPad to grandchildren

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    Jan 4
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    Jan 3

    Nice wants UK planners to think how to design roads to encourage cycling and walking.

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    Jan 3

    idk how i feel about the new minions movie

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    Jan 3

    Skull carved into potato and then fried

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    Jan 3
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    Jan 2

    What do a sausage roll and a vegan sausage roll have in common? They both give gammons heart attacks...

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    Jan 3

    Sequin World's Coral Pearl sequins are hot! Pantone 16-1546 Living Coral has been named colour of the year by the renowned colour matching system. The marine tone is predicted to dominate the design industry in 2019

    Sequin World's Coral Pearl sequins are hot! 
Pantone 16-1546 Living Coral has been named colour of the year by the renowned colour matching system. The marine tone is predicted to dominate the design industry in 2019
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    Jan 2

    “The wet dawn inks are doing their blue dissolve. On their blotter of fog the trees..” From Winter Trees by Sylvia Plath Artwork by Jan Mankes 1915

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    Jan 2
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    What do a sausage roll and a vegan sausage roll have in common? They both give gammons heart attacks...

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    Jan 2
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    Not Grayling but Drowning

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    Time lapse of the longest total lunar eclipse of the 21st century that took place on July 27 2018. 📷insta: .psd, .og

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