god is a weighted blanket (the son) that lies on itself (the father) under itself (the holy spirit)
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
do not try to convince me that weighted blankets are a type of sandwich
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Replying to @gracecondition
"Is God A Sandwich" - the greatest thread in the history of theology, locked by an emperor after 12,239 councils of heated debate,
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
ghosts freak people out because they are a blanket (sheet) with no weight
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
in ancient egypt when going to the afterlife, you wanted to be calm, so you had yourself mummified
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Replying to @gracecondition
skeletons restlessly roam the earth because they are missing their weighted blanket of flesh
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
insofar as blood is a weighted blanket, vampires tryna steal your calm so they can be more calm
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Replying to @gracecondition
a tower is a pile of weighted blankets for a location. cc
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that's why living at top of skyscraper is high-status. you're signalling that you don't have that much anxiety
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likes are weighted blankets for tweets
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any theories as to why people who are upset cradle their heads in their hands?
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
transient blanket. hugs are also transient blanket
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