hmm but then hell has more weighted blankets than heaven
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
yeah but that should give you some idea how horrible hell is, if it has that many weighted blankets and still scary
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the extra 140 characters are a weighted blanket for the original 140 characters
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system 2 thoughts are a weighted blanket for system 1
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your jokes are my weighted blanket
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god is a weighted blanket (the son) that lies on itself (the father) under itself (the holy spirit)
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
do not try to convince me that weighted blankets are a type of sandwich
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"Is God A Sandwich" - the greatest thread in the history of theology, locked by an emperor after 12,239 councils of heated debate,
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ghosts freak people out because they are a blanket (sheet) with no weight
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in ancient egypt when going to the afterlife, you wanted to be calm, so you had yourself mummified
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skeletons restlessly roam the earth because they are missing their weighted blanket of flesh
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insofar as blood is a weighted blanket, vampires tryna steal your calm so they can be more calm
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a tower is a pile of weighted blankets for a location. cc
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