another product we can sell is an antigravity blanket, for when you want to experience more anxiety
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blanketed weight for less anxiety during lifting
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business is hard, we're just gonna be sued by the people who invented flying carpets
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carpeting flies for when you need carpet in small hard to reach spots
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that would be very good for making soundproof rooms on the fly
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what if there were an animal that had built in weighted blanket, maybe like a snail but more reptilian
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heeee that's why they are so chill all the time!




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earth crust is weighted blanket so magma doesn't get nervous
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