if i were to start digging beneath me with a shovel forever, berserk mode no rest no supplies, what would i die of first ima die of that
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Replying to @teleonomist
maybe i could make it deep enough i get crushed in a cave-in? depends on soil then though. so many complications
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Replying to @teleonomist
hmm well what cause of death makes people most likely to dig forever after death? zombie curse?
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
i think necromancer specifically, such that you get put to work on digging as a thrall regular zombie just wants brains
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Replying to @teleonomist
zombies are stupid and i think a funny prank would be to tell a zombie that there are brains at the center of the earth
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
that's a great idea, it makes sense too. necromancer only needs persuasion not magic
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Replying to @teleonomist
james randi acquiring an army of skeletons by purely naturalistic methods
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
massive ebook industry teaching the clueless youths how to convince the undead to work for them
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what if a lich wrote a PUA ebook called The Neg Romancer
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