the classic Christmas argument over whether Moses was a waterbender or an airbender
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oh gosh, maybe Moses was... the Avatar?
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could moses have been... no, i will not say it. all the great sages woudl agree such a thing is impossible
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could he have been... a Stuffbender?
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of course. the plauges, he was a frogbender and a boilbender and a locustbender.. it all makes so much sense now!
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yes yes. the dream of all the alchemists. the universal bender
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*rewriting Prince of Egypt* it's time the world knew the TRUE STORY
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moses survived into 20th century new york. his disciples cleverly hid such knowledge in plain sight
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by inserting true sentences about moses into the wikipedia article for robert moses https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Moses …
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e.g. "Moses knew how to drive an automobile, but he did not have a valid driver's license."
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