they say if you put a frog in a glass with a candle it jumps out but only if it's heated quickly. not if it's heated slowly
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here, we don't know how quickly the temperature rose. but clearly the point is moot because kermit doesn't fit through the bottleneck
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it looks like he asphyxiated. because his head did not fit through the bottleneck. his clever tea drinking brains did not save him here
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thought means you're in pain and you choke. without thought, kermit would have been happy. but "i should not have thought" is a thought
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