the top virus doctors say while washing your hands you should sing "rudolph the red nosed reindeer" and the lyrics should be: novel coronavirus has a lipid outer shell washing your hands correctly sends it back to virus hell
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if virus hell overlaps with other hells, then it might make some hell beings sick. i would say that's justifiable in self defense. for example satan is 6000 years old so he has a 459% death rate
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new life goal: engineer viruses that can suffer
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[muffled sound of brian tomasik in the next apartment over animatedly arguing that they already can]
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What is virus hell is one where the virus CAN suffer?
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Can non-living complex arrangements of molecules suffer? Is there a Virus Hell for their sub-life souls? Somebody needs to ask the staff theologians at the CDC.
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…now waiting for a ‘virus rights’ movement to emerge.
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People can, though!
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