the top virus doctors say while washing your hands you should sing "rudolph the red nosed reindeer" and the lyrics should be: novel coronavirus has a lipid outer shell washing your hands correctly sends it back to virus hell
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note that viruses can't suffer so it's not like sending them back to virus hell is cruel
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if virus hell overlaps with other hells, then it might make some hell beings sick. i would say that's justifiable in self defense. for example satan is 6000 years old so he has a 459% death rate
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I timed it and it needs to be like 40% longer
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By my experimentation you should repeat the final two lines
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Sing it twice then, really give them tiny bastsrds the business.
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I timed it. Singing it two or three times thru is about right...pic.twitter.com/gnS8MJlWVH
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You need to sing it twice to get to 20 seconds.
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I sing “happy birthday to you.” 16 seconds. That is recommended too.
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Twice at a leisurely pace results in ~30 seconds. Turn on the water & soap up, then do the handwash for 20 seconds while singing into the drying stage So it needs another quatrain, this one is more of a climax, perhaps the earlier one could be a self affirmation type thing maybe
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