three way war between santa claus's empire, the elder things, and an equatorial belt with the remaining free nations of humanity
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
Elders beat humans, Santa beats elders, humans beat Santa?
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Replying to @Sniffnoy
i think santa can beat humans and he often demonstrates it by leaving gifts in their houses. seemingly innocuous but the subtext is "i could kill you in your sleep"
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