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Very Lonely Luke
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Very Lonely Luke

@VeryLonelyLuke

I'm a hermit. I live by myself on this water planet. I don't need people. Really, I'm fine. Please don't leave me. Parody account.

Joined December 2015
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Very Lonely Luke ‏@VeryLonelyLuke Jan 7

Kylo Ren, what's up with the cape? It serves no purpose. If you're cold, stop being pretentious and put on a coat.

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    1. Emo Kylo Ren ‏@KyloR3n Jan 7

      @VeryLonelyLuke ugh i'm taking a page from darth vader's classic style i don't need advice from someone who thinks bathrobes are clothes

      2,260 retweets 7,225 likes
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    3. Very Lonely Luke ‏@VeryLonelyLuke Jan 7

      Oh yeah, @KyloR3n? Did Darth Vader tell you to wear black eyeliner, too, or did you come up with that one on your own?

      1,977 retweets 6,242 likes
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    5. Emo Kylo Ren ‏@KyloR3n Jan 7

      @VeryLonelyLuke this is a lot to take from someone who used to dress like a Clockwork Orange extra pic.twitter.com/71vcyZoNBN

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    7. Very Lonely Luke ‏@VeryLonelyLuke Jan 7

      Don't be jealous, my dear nephew @KyloR3n. We Skywalkers have always been handsome. It's not my fault you get your looks from your dad.

      1,706 retweets 6,182 likes
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    9. Emo Kylo Ren ‏@KyloR3n Jan 7

      @VeryLonelyLuke ugh why would you even mention him for the record you get your looks from that time a wampa clawed off part of your face

      1,082 retweets 4,903 likes
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    11. Very Lonely Luke ‏@VeryLonelyLuke Jan 7

      Listen up, @KyloR3n. I dueled with Darth Vader. I knew Darth Vader. Darth Vader was a friend of mine. Kylo Ren, you are no Darth Vader.

      2,507 retweets 7,674 likes
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    13. Emo Kylo Ren ‏@KyloR3n Jan 7

      @VeryLonelyLuke how. dare. you. i regret every piggyback ride I ever gave you there is no way that is a real part of Jedi training anyhow

      2,220 retweets 7,290 likes
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    15. Very Lonely Luke ‏@VeryLonelyLuke Jan 7

      Sorry I made you give me a piggyback ride, @KyloR3n. My legs were tired from all those years of carrying the fate of the galaxy on my back.

      3,339 retweets 10,265 likes
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    1. Megan ‏@megabyte407 Jan 7

      .@VeryLonelyLuke @KyloR3n I think @hanfromthegrave needs to get in on this conversation.

      0 retweets 6 likes
    2. Han Solo's Ghost ‏@Hanfromthegrave Jan 7

      @megabyte407 @VeryLonelyLuke @KyloR3n Done. Hopefully they'll pay attention. Luke ran away from me & Kylo killed me. I don't have high hopes

      10 retweets 120 likes
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    4. Megan ‏@megabyte407 Jan 7

      .@hanfromthegrave @VeryLonelyLuke @KyloR3n #Family is indeed a fraught subject. If it helps I don't think Luke was running from *you*.

      0 retweets 5 likes
    1. Kello Ren ‏@Be_loved_Freak Jan 7

      @VeryLonelyLuke I fully believe he shouldn't be wearing it in the next movie. No shirt, either.

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  1. Derrick Roach ‏@derrickroach Jan 7

    .@VeryLonelyLuke We know how that ends. #NoCapes pic.twitter.com/vmJ5L4Y1CE

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  2. kenny smith ‏@kennysmith Jan 7

    kenny smith Retweeted Very Lonely Luke

    If you've wondered about Twitter flames in a galaxy far, far away... this thread, starring @VeryLonelyLuke @KyloR3n. https://twitter.com/verylonelyluke/status/685151581327736832 …

    kenny smith added,

    Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke
    Kylo Ren, what's up with the cape? It serves no purpose. If you're cold, stop being pretentious and put on a coat.
    15 retweets 29 likes
  3. Swara Salih ‏@SwaraSalih1 Jan 7

    @VeryLonelyLuke this is everything

    1 retweet 13 likes
    1. ComeHere ❤ ‏@PornoPaleta Jan 7

      @VeryLonelyLuke harry potter problems

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  4. Ghost Han Solo ‏@GhostHanSolo Jan 7

    @VeryLonelyLuke I wore coats, they work.

    0 retweets 14 likes
  5. Megan ‏@megabyte407 Jan 7

    @VeryLonelyLuke @KyloR3n I have tears. Had to pin this. Thank you both! https://www.pinterest.com/pin/148900331408251782/ …

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