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nasa employee: oh hey jeff you’re back early jeff bezos: moon’s unionized nasa employee: what? jeff bezos: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s unionized
if you like my tweets about capitalism, please enjoy this article I wrote and illustrated about the worst customers I met while working the tech support desk at a big-box retail storehttps://allwitnobrevity.com/tales-from-the-trenches-of-tech-support-hell/ …
I almost said Moonion organizers, but that made me think of Moomin.pic.twitter.com/m81Aau8RT9
I mean, pretty sure we could all get behind the Moomin Labor Agenda
My chemistry teacher wife got real confused about the state of the moons ionization. unionized/un-ionized
Wait I thought the moon was the electron?
Between Bezos, Musk, and Branson, I feel like we're living in a Heinlein YA story.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Sold_the_Moon …
NASA employee *sabotages rocket-ship on its return journey*
On the plus side, you can probably sabotage the heat shield just by scratching it with your car keys.
Those darn rabbits making mochi, they formed a union with the cows and the cheese.
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