naculis

@Vernaculis

Just here to get "props" "street cred" and "respek"

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Nov 2018
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  2. 9 hours ago

    There's a new cosmetic surgery I just read about that makes someone look like they're from Scandanavia. It's called an Artificial Swedener.

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  3. 14 hours ago
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  4. 15 hours ago

    I just found out that there is a Women's March going on in Boston on the 19th of this month. The Facebook event says 3400 people are going. I will be getting the scoop.

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  5. 15 hours ago

    I, one day, want to post something so mind-bendingly stupid that it causes a chain reaction of stupid and becomes national news because of the obsession politicians, the press, and politics junkies have with owning each other publicly.

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  6. 15 hours ago

    Is that not fucking crazy to anyone else?

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  7. 15 hours ago

    One anonymous Twitter account posted that video of AOC dancing and it's now a national conversation that people in positions of governance are paying attention to.

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  8. 16 hours ago

    Step one in freelance 2020 campaign coverage. Sign up for every candidate's email list and ruin a perfectly good email account in order to keep up to date on future happenings.

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  9. Jan 3

    Because I brought down the wild boar that skewered my little sister when she was just a youngin I went out there in nothing but a loin cloth and armed only with a sharpened spear. In a fit of rage, it charged me and it ran right itself right through my weapon. Long may I feast

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  10. Jan 3

    Do you ever find it crazy how anyone can say anything here and you have no clue who they are — I like it that way.

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  11. Jan 3

    Past or present comedians you're a fan of? — In no particular order: Norm MacDonald Dave Chappelle Bill Burr Brian Regan Patrice O'Neal George Carlin Early Kevin H…

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  12. Jan 3

    Do you believe people are mostly a product of their environment? — That's a difficult question to answer categorically about every human being. I don't quite know what you're asking me.

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  13. Jan 3

    What do you do with your excess street cred? Does it have APY?

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  14. Jan 3

    Getting pretty goddamned sick of the balds trying to act like they can run everything without me noticing.

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  15. Jan 3

    Trump has been compromised by the Bald Lobby. So much for no special interests in the Oval Office.

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  16. Jan 3

    Still one of my favorite bits

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  17. Jan 3

    Trump owns millennial libs AOC owns right-wing boomers Soon they will clash like two fiery stars circling one another in the vacuum of space. And it will burn bright with stupidity.

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  18. Jan 2

    Why do they call it the Civil War? There was nothing Civil about it!

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  19. Jan 2

    uh oh looks like I'm grabbin some kraft macaroni and cheddar and instant ramen noodles for dinner hahaha man this economy amirite gang we're just all tryna get by here hahaha somebody get me a bud lite because gee willikers i love that stuff

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  20. Jan 2

    hello i am a politician streaming on the hip new interwebs just hanging out in my kitchen like one of you guys hahaha you guys have kitchens right oh boy im just your average everyday joe shmoe boy howdy

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  21. Jan 2

    Current Year + 4

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