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Cody Peace Adams
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Purveyor of acute literary experiences | or | Hopeful words set to the music of despair | or | The car chase from Jade
Philadelphia, PA Joined January 2009
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It's not a perfect film, and I'm only halfway through, but I'm pretty confident that 2001's Down is the best elevator movie ever made
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And even then, you'd have to intuit that he's referencing Ricky Bobby's "If you're not first, you're last" catchphrase, which is explicitly revealed in the film to be a nonsense line that Gary Cole's father character made up while high
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Like, if you didn't know who Ricky Bobby was, I can't imagine how you could parse whatever is happening here
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Again, Walker making a sorta-self-aware reference to Talladega Nights, as a character who would be too outlandish for an Adam McKay or Jody Hill project, is weirdly compelling
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I just … I just … I don’t what the hell is going on here. I sat through 22 minutes of this. I need a drink.
“He thought he could say things and fool me!”
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SONATINE: best movie I've seen in a long time
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Only big Elves-heads will get this
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Spoiler for Elves (1989)
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"Hey there! Nice day, isn't it? Could I get just a minute of your time to donate sperm to Planned Parenthood?"
"I gave at the office."
Email does, though
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Welp, SMS verification for archive download ain't workin'
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I just need to know if he's talking about the superior original or the not-that-bad remake
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Honestly Walker giving an excited, garbled paraphrase of Fright Night is one of the most relatable things I've ever seen a politician do
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"I don't know if you know, vampires are cool people, are they not?" -- Herschel Walker's speeches are somehow even less coherent than his TV appearances. Like, what it this.
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This is a perverse recursion of the 2016 logic. Difference being that Trump was possibly the only candidate who could've beat Clinton in a bland election--whereas now Trump might be the only candidate a moribund Biden could defeat in an election rendered bland by stale Trump
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It's almost impossible to find a joke that doesn't write itself. The only question now is if it's worth the risk to boost Trump's primary campaign in the hope that he's the most easily defeatable candidate, or would otherwise sabotage the Republican primary winner
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Seriously very boring--after being event-horizoned back to the 2016 media environment, and trying to real-time trace this pathology then, it just doesn't matter now
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Do you remember angal-a?
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That means you're king for life
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I think it takes courage
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I never wanted to be a critic
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I guess you call that the Civil War?
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[carters??]
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Nobody imagined for any country
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Previous to the previous
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Shout for safety
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When there's love in the room, it's really easy
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Not that I can think of, no Islamic terrorist attacks
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We're going to keep it very elegant
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They don't quite feel it yet
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Probably by Russia . . . people are going absolutely wild and crazy
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[powerful one-handed bottle-drink]
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A very good thing, actually
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Just saying
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Energy dominance
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God bless the USA
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"What is this hell noise?" Then I remembered I had a Trump announcement tab open
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Love too see the face of the singer
