generally, a splitting headache prevents babies, but ol' Zeus always has to buck the trend
Zeus births Athena from head
Single parenthood & labor pains?
WELCOME TO EVERY LADY YOU'VE IMPREGNATED'S WORLD, BRO
#folklorethursdaypic.twitter.com/a8dpGQigjA
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my favorite part is how he managed to learn absolutely nothing while gaining precisely no empathy GOOD JOB, Z
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At least he didn't eat her, I guess.
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... i bet he tried, tho you KNOW he thought about it be4 Athena looked at him like, "I cracked your head once, I WILL do it again."
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"By the head of Zeus" is Hestia's virginity vow, Zeus probably didn't want to risk it.pic.twitter.com/1Ytic6xUfL
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Instead of the finger-across-the-throat gesture, the ladies run it down the center of their forehead before looking at Z menacingly
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Hmm, one wonders if the tip of the phallus came to be referred to as "head" for that reason.
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... i don't want to think too deeply as to what THAT threatening gesture might entail
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