Legit made the nicest pass of my life today. #MarchMadness
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Woulda made sense if he was eating a salad
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The amount of losers posting this and marveling LOOK AT HIM EATING PIZZA!
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Lmao is there a more embarrassing team in the nba than the Memphis grizzlies? Talked a bunch of fake tough guy shit. Enter the game, get bitch slapped, and then the biggest clown of them all, Dillon Brooks gets himself ejected. Should be relegated for this performance.
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You know it’s the first day of summer I. NYC when you step outside and get that whiff of fresh urine.
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Pop owning republicans is better than anything he’s done on a basketball court, and he’s the 🐐 coach.
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I’ve taken over 2500 Uber rides I’ve only ever had one driver who was truly awful - couple of weeks ago from JFK back into the city. Somehow I managed to get the exact same guy today in Chelsea. Unreal.
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Someone sent me an email with “pickup bball” in the subject line and I read it as “pickleball”. Truly concerning.
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14 years at the gym and people still give me no respect. They guard me like I’m Russell Westbrook. Smfh.
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ChatGPT could finally be the reason Indian parents get their kids to focus on sports growing up instead of going to class to become a computer programmer.
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Stormy is a national treasure
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Y'all keep saying "cum dumpster" like it's a bad thing. 
It's definitely more fun being under my sexy man instead of under arrest.
It's definitely more fun being under my sexy man instead of under arrest.3
This is the type of analytics I’m here for
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The current version of One Shining Moment is exactly 3:00. Teams whose collective appearances since 1987 add up to that much or more:
Duke (129 clips, 5:35)
Kansas (105 clips, 4:51)
UNC (131 clips, 4:40)
Kentucky (92 clips, 4:07)
UConn (73 clips, 3:36)
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Has there ever been a more dominant run to a national championship that UCONN this year? Out of nowhere too.
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Yesterday’s women’s national championship game was significantly better in just about every way than tonight’s men’s game.
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The only part of this game that has sucked has been the refs. Absolutely everything else has been electrifying basketball. Not just Caitlin - pretty much every player on both teams came to hoop today.
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Some days it be like that 🤷🏽♂️
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LSU 3pt shooting during the Tournament headed into this game:
1-14, 6-19, 3-13, 1-12, 3-13
14-71= 19% from 3 point line
Averaging 2.8 a game.
Today 9-12 first half shooting 75%
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I don’t know what it’s like but I gotta imagine there’s no feeling in the world like playing for a national championship. Caitlin Clark could sell out a football stadium. Stop what you’re doing and turn on the game.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What an angle
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LAMONT. BUTLER. FOR THE WIN.
SAN DIEGO STATE TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
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After a 10 year run, I finally skipped the #FinalFour this year. It’s still the best post season sporting event in the world IMO, but watching basketball in a football stadium just sucks, and that’s from the expensive seats. Or maybe I’m just getting old 😅
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Woke up offended at the Caitlin Clark/Steph Curry comparisons because Steph isn't anywhere near as good at talking comically disrespectful amounts of shit
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Love that Trump is going to be arrested on Taco Tuesday.
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Not to toot my own horn or anything but……
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I show it all the time. Ima gonna show it again, Ernie DiGregorio. Providence Friars. Greatest dime ever! twitter.com/HonestLarry1/s…
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#PowerPost✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿™️
For those asking about my statement on the indictment of Donald Trump - who never said sorry for calling for my execution - here it is:
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The Central Park Five should take out a full page ad in the Times.
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I take it back. Baseball can be fun after all.
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Lmfao how is McCarthy still tweeting from inside Trump’s colon?
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Alvin Bragg has irreparably damaged our country in an attempt to interfere in our Presidential election.
As he routinely frees violent criminals to terrorize the public, he weaponized our sacred system of justice against President Donald Trump.
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True. He used a 3 inch one. twitter.com/barnettgroup/s…
This man 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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i have just witnessed Pat Bev Too Small’ing LeBron James
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Eric’s def not getting an inheritance
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I had to watch this video a second time to convince myself it isn’t some sort of AI prank
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