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Garth Holden
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Was Editor of SA Gamer. Previously written for PC Format, G3AR, Lazygamer and more. Hairy like a wookiee. He/him. dentarr@gmail.com
Johannesburg, South AfricaJoined August 2010

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Remember how in Jennifer Government by Max Barry everyone gave up their surname and became a part of the identity of their workplace? *Looks at rabid fanbases of TV shows, consoles, comics.*
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My game before bedtime is ON ITS WAYYYYYY!!!
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21 000 MW of breakdowns... 21 GW. Like how even?? Oh and just add a measly 3.5GW of "planned maintenance" whatever that means...
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#POWERALERT2 Due to the breakdowns of eight generation units on Sunday afternoon, Stage 6 loadshedding will be implemented continuously until further notice.
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Dang, I played the crap out of Pharaoh during high school.
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The legendary city builder returns 𓂀 Pharaoh: A New Era is now available on GOG with a -15% launch discount 👉 bit.ly/3K5YVVb Go get it! | @Triskell_Int @Dotemu
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That's the kinda thing I want to see. Picard enjoying his many hobbies, and seeing old comrades and adversaries doing well for themselves away from him. Using his wealth of years of knowledge and wisdom. But no. Borg and guns...
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Show culminates in Picard helping the Q continuum, because they can't solve an issue without massive, galaxy changing magic hand sweeps. The problem requires a gentler touch. Some changes require effort and habits, not a snap of fingers.
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Q pops in from time to time, shows them what those old cultures looked like, and why they fell. Q and P often clash over their verdicts on the fall of the civ, Q being sardonic and fatalist, P seeing the emotional and human elements for the fall, the fragility of mortal existence
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He bumps into his friends, all at the height of their careers now. They discuss the old days and how things have changed. Sometimes Picard helps solve a pickle, but he mostly enjoys the visit before moving on.
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I picture Picard in a tiny vessel, flitting from dig site to dig site, having a blast exploring and discussing cultures long forgotten. He has a young aid to help with the more menial stuff, and he has to learn about sharing a bunk and no private quarters.
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I haven't watched it yet, but I keep thinking about how weird it is that Picard settled down on a farm, and now he has a full crew again? And people have said he solves problems with firearms too? What?!
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Did you know Batman has a favourite sport? He plays ice hockey for the Just Ice League.
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This economist couldn't work out anything better than "lol kill yourself", because ultra capitalism is better than having people that are alive... soemhow.
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A Yale economics professor has some ideas for how to deal with the burdens of Japan’s rapidly aging society. The “only solution,” he said, is mass suicide of the elderly, including ritual disembowelment. nyti.ms/3K2hp8R
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Lol government's top priority is to stop loadshedding? Guess they have been sleeping for the last short few years.
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So I thought it was just Nintendo online pricing, but theatrythm final bar line "premium deluxe" is R2K on the PlayStation store too. :|
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Of course the tourism board is after the whistleblower, not the rampant wasteful spenders that pocket a portion through their side businesses...
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All members of the SA Tourism Board who approved this investigation into the #SpursGate whistle-blowers should be declared delinquent and not be allowed to serve on the boards of public and private entities.
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Dear Themba Khumalo. Whistle-blowing is not "un-South African". Transparency is not "un-South African". Accountability is not "un-South African". What IS un-South African is the blatant looting of the public purse by those who behave with impunity #SATourism #Tottenham twitter.com/bonglez/status…
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You I need to read this one.
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Arkane studio director @Harvey1966 on the journey from running D&D sessions to forging cutting-edge immersive sims. E381 is on sale now: bit.ly/EDGE381
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Friendly Oom Cyril just changed to that weird uncle that everyone prefers to avoid at family gatherings.
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[WATCH] President Cyril Ramaphosa has called on the private sector to stop 'moaning' and criticising the government, and instead help to find solutions to the country's challenges. Ramaphosa delivered the keynote address at the 2023 Mining Indaba.
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