FIY saw this just before bed. Husband kicked me out, laughing so hard even 15 min later. My sides hurt! Thanks, needed a laugh.
Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half.
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hehe You should really buy those M&M's in bulk so you have more than just one. M&M's aren't Keurig cups ;-)
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my kid gets scrappy over "em ems". Pulled one out of my mom's mouth before then laughed. 2 yr olds can be creepy
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When I was little, I grabbed a new container of Cool Whip from the fridge, ate it all, gave the empty back to mom
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I may have recently put the redi whip directly in my mouth. I still get scrappy over sweets.
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@ValeeGrrl@grump7557 I’ve gone that route. If you might go three, establish a remainder rule and make a show of popping it into your mouth. -
@noisyparker@ValeeGrrl yep, that was always my solution. Any disputes end with the judge eating the evidence -
@grump7557@ValeeGrrl Yeah, that kind of thing always seemed to amuse my kids, since it became part of The Game. -
@noisyparker@ValeeGrrl I also use this method to teach them about the evils of taxation, and daddy is the tax man. I always get my cut.haha
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@ValeeGrrl @141E_ The correct parenting solution is to look at both children, smile and pop the entire M&M in one's own mouth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ValeeGrrl That's when you just put it in your own mouth and call it a whining tax. -
to be effective a whining tax must reduce the the whiner's M&M quantity by at least 10%.
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@ValeeGrrl@smilely_gal try splitting on in thirds. Fuck it. If you guys argue over it I'm eating it myself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@wife_housy u r cute. Go to the drugstore & buy a pill cutter if u don't already own 1. Perfect 4 dividing m&m's. u r welcome.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ValeeGrrl@FatherWithTwins I think I wound have just eaten it myself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ValeeGrrl cut it on the &Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JefRuns@ValeeGrrl@MommaUnfiltered Unless they're too small, let one split and the other pick. They'll make damn sure it's even. ;)
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@ValeeGrrl@Litzz11 And were praising the skies the whole time that you don't have three kids. - End of conversation
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