need cheering up? here you go: two states have now opened criminal proceedings against mobster shitweasel moron Donald Trump
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If Senate Republicans fail to convict Donald Trump, it won't be because the facts were with him or his lawyers mounted a competent defense. It will be because the jury includes his co-conspirators.
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Millennials how will we kill the 40 hour work week. It’s time
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I’d rather have an intelligent Press Secretary like Jen Psaki who says the truth mixed with some ums and ahs than a propagandist who happily lies for a sadistic lunatic whilst wearing a cross chain around their neck.
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help me here, on a scale of 'Let 400,000 Americans Die' to 'Tried To Incite A Fucking Coup,' where the fuck do we put Biden's scandalous Rolex
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White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki tells reporters in first briefing: "There will be times when we see things differently in this room...That's okay. That's part of our democracy, and rebuilding trust with the American people will be central to our focus in the press office"
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holy fucking shit, the vice president of the United States is Kamala Harris
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holy fucking shit, the president of the United States is Joe Biden
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I like presidents who get straight the fuck to work
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Today we are all Leslie Knope.
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live your life in such a way that the entire world isn't counting down every fucking hour until you finally lose immunity from prosecution
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When your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People who do jobs that don’t require a college degree shouldn’t be paid a living wage” it kind of starts to seem like you just want to keep poor people poor.
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Now that we live in covid times I can’t believe we used to have to go to work with a cold and it would be normal to just infect everyone with your cold
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“flipping burgers” as an insult is SOOOO funny cause it’s like okay what do you do? type on a keyboard? uh oh watch out mister TypeALot is more valuable lmfaooooooo
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Gin is vodka that has become possessed by the spirit of a little victorian ghost
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The White House has become the fuhrer bunker.
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Antifa would have worn masks. That’s like rule no.1 in the orientation packet. Antifa would NOT have smiled at the camera and stolen mail with their titties out.
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While today’s terrible display of terror and meanness shakes us, let’s remember: , Jewish son of an immigrant & , first Black Senator from Georgia, will join a Catholic POTUS & the first woman, Black + Indian VP in our nation’s capital. God bless America.
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The fucking furniture from Beauty and the Beast put up a much bigger fight than the American Government when they had an angry mob their premises.
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Impeachment, 25th Amendment, this president must go, and then must face criminal charges.
Everybody counts, but everybody is accountable.
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holy fucking shit. that's the tweet
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Loeffler ran ads darkening Warnock’s skin and Perdue ran ads enlarging Ossoff’s nose and I’m not done thinking about that
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BREAKING: Jon Ossoff wins the runoff election for U.S. Senate and will become Georgia's youngest senator in 40 years.
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the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 is about to have a very bad day
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A rough night for Tomi Loeffler, Kayleigh Lahren and Kelly McEnany.
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With the DeKalb update, it’s clear Ossoff and Warnock are going to win.
Can you say:
Minority Leader Mitch McConnell?
Wait, I didn’t hear you. Let’s say again:
Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.
And just for good measure:
Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.
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Ossoff and Warnock are both on track for victory with a greater than 95% chance to win, according to our estimates.
This is not a projection, but the remaining vote--including another 18k DeKalb early votes and nearly 100k absentee votes--overwhelmingly favors the Democrats
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election COVID
news vaccination
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where is
the needle
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donorschoose.org/project/levele Would love to send books home to read during zoom sessions in small groups! $184 to fund. #MerryChristmas2020 #Reading Please RT
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to all my friends and followers: merry Christmas!
to all you dipshits who think the war on Christmas is a real thing: happy holidays
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has Trump left for his crummy little golf resort yet? good. let's dump all his shit on the lawn and change the locks on the White House
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Maybe just this once, just for this Festivus 2020, we take pass on the “Airing of Grievances”..
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Ummmm isn’t that the basis of Christianity ... which he apparently espouses ???? What a miserable soulless ghoul. I hope he chokes on all that money he’s accrued rubbing elbows with all those corrupt assh*les.
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If a little Hillbilly singer like my big sister Dolly can invest in the vaccine then why the hell can’t some of you old moldy politicians pitch in a few million yourselves? I noticed you started getting vaccinated right away while people are starving and dying you Aholes.
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Santa Claus will be coming to town this year, Dr. Anthony Fauci says.
“I took care of that for you,” he says. “…I took a trip up there to the North Pole; I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go.” #CNNSesameStreet
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Can I let you in on a secret? We have the money to extend unemployment benefits and send the American people $1,200 direct payments.
The Pentagon spends $2,000,000,000 a day.
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Everyone understands that the Jen O’Malley Dillon “bunch of fuckers” brouhaha is pure sexism, right? When men (Rahm Emanuel, John Boehner, et al.) curse, it’s a sign of toughness and authenticity. When women do (Rashida Tlaib, O’Malley Dillon), it’s a breach of decorum.
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