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Socialist farmer. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror movie lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.

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    1. mike benner‏ @benner 18 Sep 2021

      What's the worst tweet you've seen on here? I think "Ruthkanda forever" is a top contender, but I wanna see all the top candidates.

      1,157 replies . 2,673 retweets 56,577 likes
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      Spoony Bard‏ @UweBollocks 19 Sep 2021
      Replying to @benner

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      8:09 am - 19 Sep 2021
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        1. Chad‏ @socksnsandal 19 Sep 2021
          Replying to @UweBollocks @benner

          Hell yeah (RBG blows fucking huge rail of Bolivian shale) “Where my white people at?” (Everyone is laughing)

          1 reply . 2 retweets 343 likes
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        2. Adrian Mikulak‏ @ajmikulak 19 Sep 2021
          Replying to @UweBollocks @benner

          I like the idea that people in heaven are waiting eagerly for other people to die

          3 replies . 13 retweets 1,147 likes
        3. Bilbro Swaggins‏ @WildBilbo 19 Sep 2021
          Replying to @ajmikulak @UweBollocks @benner

          Why would people in heaven be any different from people on earth?

          2 replies . 0 retweets 37 likes
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        2. Vengeful Millennial‏ @VengefulM626 19 Sep 2021
          Replying to @UweBollocks @benner

          Omg I hate the brand of tweet where ppl write cringey fanfics about dead celebrities greeting other dead celebrities (that probably didn't even know eachother) in heaven 🙄

          1 reply . 0 retweets 76 likes
        3. 95Sports‏ @95Sports 19 Sep 2021
          Replying to @VengefulM626 @UweBollocks @benner

          This happened BIGTIME when Gene Wilder passed re: Gilda Radner. Gene and Gilda were together for like, 6 years, he was with his widow for 25+.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 16 likes
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        1. Grant Seeker‏ @hiro_noodles 19 Sep 2021
          Replying to @UweBollocks @benner

          I think this is the champ. 🏆 It’s not just the asinine concept, it is the terrible execution as well.

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        2. Barb Vermeir‏ @hotgrippz 20 Sep 2021
          Replying to @UweBollocks @benner

          Very not chill of Bowie to wear a lampshade on his head and pretend to be a Chinese labourer

          1 reply . 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. VicShelley‏ @VicShelley1 21 Sep 2021
          Replying to @hotgrippz @UweBollocks

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        1.  🌙dee‏ @getoffthetoilet 20 Sep 2021
          Replying to @UweBollocks @benner

          I’m getting winded from how much this makes me cringe

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