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Consuming a 7,000 calorie, well-done steak and washing it down with a Michelob Ultra https://twitter.com/RealMattCouch/status/1386056856506802177 …
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That was exactly my first thought.
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Matt Couch gets his adult diaper subscribe and save delivered weekly
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more like monthly cause he's never gonna shit again after this.
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Love to be constipated for life
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Not shitting for 2 weeks to own the libs
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Mmm mmm, that intestinal blockage tasted really...dry.
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It doesn't even have a proper sear.
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Matt “shaped like a” Couch
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well at least this particular brand of clownery will remove itself fairly quickly. Go right ahead and have a whole cow a week. You *do* that.
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