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@UrinatingTree

I laugh at things. I like sports. I have a warped sense of humor. Quickly slay the dragon before it becomes too powerful.

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Na Twitteri od: apríl 2010

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  1. 26. 4.
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  2. 26. 4.

    So... when did Dan Snyder become more football-savvy than the entire New York Giants organization combined? What kind of sorcery has been unleashed for this?

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  3. 26. 4.

    That feel when the Redskins look smart because they didn't trade up desperately for the guy they wanted. Why did you rob us of laughter?

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  4. 26. 4.

    HOLY SHIT THE STEELERS DID A GOOD THING! Thank god for Devin Bush.

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  5. 26. 4.

    Daniel Jones over Dwayne Haskins and Josh Allen. Lol. Alexa, play the Derp Song, please.

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  6. 26. 4.

    I'm not laughing because the Cardinals picked Kyler Murray. I'm laughing because of the godawful asset management by the Cardinals. Why trade up to draft a quarterback if you're just going to abandon him a year later? Was it Josh Rosen's fault his offensive line was garbage?

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    24. 4.

    Mark your calendars - the draft is upon us. Join and I tomorrow night at 8PM for full first rd draft coverage! Set your reminder now!

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  8. 25. 4.

    As for tomorrow, the Penguins and Capitals can once again renew their fierce second round rivalry... on the golf course. I'm calling Caps in five rounds. Ovi's just got too much experience there

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  9. 25. 4.

    Dear mother of god: - All #1 seeds eliminated from the playoffs - Incredible battles in most series - Laughter and joy for all - Endless supply of fresh and revived memes We are experiencing a new age of hockey, boys. I only have one explanation for it:

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  10. 25. 4.

    Special thanks to the Washington Capitals for doing absolutely nothing to help Braden Holtby out whatsoever. Excellent abandoning on an island, would screw over again. Looks like the failure just took a year off? Maybe?

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  11. 24. 4.

    I'd be scared shitless if Dan Snyder is given the reins of football operations again. Everything he touches has led to disaster in his tenure. Be afraid, Redskins fans. Be very afraid.

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  12. 24. 4.

    Yikes. Please drive the stake directly into my cranium.

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  13. 24. 4.

    The leader of men will never die. He shall remain a Steeler while the rest of the football world is pissed at his presence. The Steelers are fucked, aren't they? Please say no.

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  14. 24. 4.

    - Toronto croaks and falls to the Bruins in game seven.. again - San Jose Sharks score four goals in a five-minute powerplay - Vegas commits an incredible choke - Damian Lillard shoots a long-range three to eliminate the perenially disappointing Thunder It's Tuesday.

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  15. 24. 4.

    Cody Eakin needs to be straight up fired out of a cannon into the Pacific Ocean immediately. I don't think anyone has sympathy for Vegas after that shit. What an awful, awful choke. You had it all and you blew it. Absolutely pathetic.

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  16. 24. 4.

    CONGLATURATION, VEGAS! YOU HAVE CHOKED LIKE NO TEAM HAS EVER CHOKED BEFORE! COLOSSAL FAILURE IS YOURS! YOU BLEW A THREE-GOAL LEAD BECAUSE EAKIN DECIDED TO PLAY OLD-TIME HOCKEY! WAS IT WORTH IT IN THE END? YOU ARE THE FASTEST TEAM TO REACH MEME STATUS IN NHL HISTORY! SHAMEFUL

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  17. 24. 4.

    Oh my beautiful god. This Golden Knights/Sharks game has had me feeling feels that I haven't felt in a long time. The awful penalties. The choking. Fleury. The choking. Jones jonesing. Did I just pop my hockey cherry again? Whomever wins this OT, the memes will be glorious.

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  18. 24. 4.

    That hilarious feel when John Tavares flees the New York Islanders for a better chance at the cup in Toronto. Little does he know that the Islanders would advance further than the Maple Leafs in the playoffs. At least he has his pajamas to warm him at night. Ouch.

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  19. 24. 4.

    What you are hearing is the sound of Toronto literally breaking in front of our eyes. The city is falling into Lake Ontario as we speak. Boston lords over them yet again. At least you have the Blue Jays to keep on sucking throughout the summer.

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  20. 23. 4.

    - Uploaded and deemed offensive - Released to public and no longer considered offensive - Greenlit for monetization Must've recognized the video as offensive as Nashville's power play.

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