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@UrinatingTree

I laugh at things. I like sports. I have a warped sense of humor. Quickly slay the dragon before it becomes too powerful.

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Joined April 2010

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  1. 18 hours ago

    I was worried I wasn't gonna get this done in time, but here it is: The Haters Guide to the 2019 NFL Playoffs. All of the contestants previewed in their battles to the death! Premiering on YouTube at 8:30 PM EST. Here's to hoping it doesn't suck... Nor will the playoffs.

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  2. Jan 4

    Good. It's a start (and a much-needed one, considering the "development" of certain linebackers), but there is much more that needs to be done.

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  3. Jan 3

    This vid is probably going to have me dead in this city soon enough. Such is life in shitposting. Vid premiering live at 7PM EST. I need some time to get myself into witness protection.

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  4. Jan 2

    15K viewers? Let's do this. I didn't exactly expect it, though. Incredible shit.

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  5. Jan 2

    Goddamn. Thanks for the support, boys.

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  6. Jan 2

    Call this the appetizer to the main course. The 2018 Season Finale of NFL Sportsball: Premiering in twenty minutes. Pray for the dead?

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  7. Jan 2

    I figured this week's episode would be the last Days of our Steelers of the season. Turns out I was wrong. Next week will be getting one at this rate. Jesus H. Christ.

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  8. Jan 1

    Honestly, good. His baggage is turning him into more trouble than he brings onto the field and a clean break is needed for both parties. Think someone will be crazy enough to trade two firsts for him?

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  9. Jan 1

    20K followers for shitposting. What a world, am I right? Thank you, my friends.

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  10. 31 Dec 2018

    If this story is true, AB is not only a cancer but a total detriment to the team and needs to be on the first flight out of Pittsburgh. For the love of God, please be false. This is terrible even by the Diva's standards.

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  11. 31 Dec 2018

    I see Ben throwing receivers under the bus publically. I see AB threatening to break journalist' jaws. I see the Steelers installing a puppet as OC so Ben has more say in offense. I see AB no-showing practice a day after throwing a tantrum on the sidelines. This isn't healthy.

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  12. 31 Dec 2018

    Ridiculously unpopular opinion: Big Ben and AB are a few of the major issues affecting the Steelers, despite their talent. Note the major headlines off the field. Note how Days of our Steelers usually revolved around them and Le'Veon. Their influence needs to be reeled in.

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  13. 31 Dec 2018

    Oh, Marvin Lewis got fired? Should've happened three years ago. I can't feel good for something that lingered for that long beyond his expiration date. Now watch them hire Hue Jackson because Mike Brown is useless.

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  14. 30 Dec 2018

    The reality is simple: The Steelers didn't deserve playoffs this year. They played with fire too many times and got burned repeatedly by it. They need to clear out a LOT of cancer in the organization before they can truly recover from such a failure. Let me get my axe...

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  15. 30 Dec 2018

    Leave it to the Browns to fucking Brown once again. Baker was sure feeling dangerous today... he's handling the nuclear codes. I can't be angry at them, though. The Steelers did this to themselves. Shut it the fuck down.

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  16. 30 Dec 2018

    Leave it to the Vikings to add another notch to their Legacy of Failure in an agonizing way. To think about it, missing the playoffs came down to a field goal. Daniel Carlson in Week Two against the Packers in overtime. That cost Minnesota the playoffs. Just like it's written.

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  17. 30 Dec 2018

    Imagine a world where a team has to rely on the Cleveland Browns to make the playoffs. Imagine a world where a team has to rely on Blaine Fucking Gabbert to make the playoffs. You don't need to imagine any longer. This is the reality of the NFL. At least Bridgewater is back?

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  18. 29 Dec 2018

    Man, these CFB playoff games are real exhilarating games, aren't they? Alabama are the Golden State Warriors of NCAA football. Someone please save us from the roll tide.

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  19. 28 Dec 2018

    I see that the hip thing to do is shoutout your favorite YouTubers. I think it's time I threw in my two cents into this debate. - - - - Bashing your head into the wall Special thanks to all those that consider me a "top" YT'er. I appreciate it.

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  20. 28 Dec 2018

    On this week's episode of Counting Stars: The furnace starts to heat up as upper management shits all over their top players for underperforming and Martin Hanzal goes on IR for the fifth time in two years.

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