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Evetta V. Ramm
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Not Max Landis. Honest!
Mostly trolling.
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Wouldn't be canceled if it was called WOKEAHOLICS.
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The ‘WORKAHOLICS’ film has been cancelled by Paramount+
Filming was meant to begin in 5 weeks.
The only way Ben would be more triggered by Glass Onion is if Rian Johnson used Hunter Biden's laptop to write it.
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And btw, "The Last Jedi" sucks, too.
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So true. Women were never treated with such disrespect before Gen X.
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Women our age - Gen X and older millennials - grew up in a time when girls were almost entirely unprotected from men & boys
We grew up with a distinct sense that our bodies were public property.
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$220 billion man who just fired 3700 Americans needs your $8 to turn a profit. Can you spare the price of one cup of coffee to help a billionaire sell your free speech back to you?
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Not exactly thrilled at Elon Musk tanking this platform, but I do think he's doing the world a service by showing us that "genius entrepreneurs" are often silly spoiled children who got where they are from daddy's money, government subsidies, and conning people.
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RIP Jean-Luc Goddard. Star Trek won't be the same without you.
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For everyone convinced he's going to prison. He'll probably get away with everything as usual.
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*Reads about Dan Price*
I guess the price
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From the studio that brought you TOP GUN: MAVERICK.
Only in theaters May 2023
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When you hear Trump died but not that one.
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"The Sopranos" actor Tony Sirico has died at 79, according to Michael Imperioli
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It’s the filibuster or abortion rights and a livable planet. How is this a hard choice?
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I concur with the majority here that Donald Trump was likely the baby daddy. twitter.com/TheLSD/status/
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The Flash needs to replace Ezra Miller with an actor that doesn't have all the baggage. Someone like Ansel Elgort.
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My idea for the written by the internet campaign is to compensate people whose ideas you use. At the very least send them a gift card.
People ask me how I can stand with both sides at different times? How can I be pro gun & an environmentalist? A Christian & pro choice? How can I drive a Tesla & a Hummer? Well, life isn't black & white, it's shades of grey. You need to find the lightest shades of grey you can.
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This is a nice dream
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Just for a moment visualize Trump getting arrested. What are the first 5 words you’d say when you saw him in handcuffs?
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Meghan McCain pretending to care about the mental health of American children.
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RIP Robert Durst.
If you want to avoid spoilers for #SpiderManNoWayHome or any movie/tv show, avoid social media until you see it. It's not that difficult
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Mac Jones scared to throw the ball. 🤣
What if Ansel Elgort's performance in West Side Story is what killed Stephen Sondheim?
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Is Shelly Miscavige still missing?
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Clint Eastwood going to make a Rittenhouse biopic. Kyle plays himself. James Woods as the judge.
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I STAND WITH NICKI BECAUSE I TOOK THE VACCINE AND MY TESTICLES ARE TOO SWOLLEN TO SIT.
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I'm not Max. Honest. His old handle was available so I went for it. 🤷♀️
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I was certain Rose McGowan showing up in a bath robe and slippers at the 11th hour would sway the recall for Larry Elder. Shocked.
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The article doesn't mention it, but Presidents Biden, Obama, Bush, and Clinton are going to Carter's house tonight to watch Trump call that boxing match. 🇺🇸💪🏻 #NeverForget #HolyfieldBelfort #Trump
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George Jung was preceded in death by Johnny Depp's career.
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Cocaine smuggler George Jung who inspired Johnny Depp's Blow film dies aged 78 trib.al/eO4Gknd
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RIP Bernie Madoff. 😢😢😢😢 We'll continue to feel the bern and fight for M4A in your honor.
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Chet Hanks is the Charlie Sheen of his family.