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@Uptomyknees

. sometimes a bad 1st impression. FOUND: girlishly excited confusion, advice on writing, wildly personal introspection. instagram: uptomyknees1985

Los Angeles.
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Joined October 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 29

    My biggest piece of advice for people entering the entertainment industry is simply "DON'T FUCKING DO THIS:"

    21 replies 44 retweets 304 likes
  2. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    I'd like to take a moment to discuss the philosophy of Kong: Skull Island, which I believe to be the first nihilist summer blockbuster.

    17 replies 42 retweets 258 likes
  3. 1 hour ago
    Replying to

    legendary

    1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
  4. 1 hour ago

    Lesnar going "is this happening?" to Heyman like they were girlfriends and Samoa Joe was a drunk dude hitting on them outside of a nightclub

    1 reply 2 retweets 49 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 13

    A girl I went to high school with just blocked me, so I've lost my No. 1 source for pyramid schemes & reminders that HILLARY DID BENGHAZI.

    3 replies 24 retweets 213 likes
  6. 1 hour ago

    what i'm known for primarily is the pleasingly monotone, warmly bland nature of my work about boring, ordinary types of people

    Replying to @Uptomyknees
    It's incredible that Max has all these insights, yet continually writes screenplays with interesting concepts and bland characters.
    8 replies 2 retweets 47 likes
  7. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    I can't get enough of people getting mad online because tweeted the Declaration of Independence

    177 replies 7,619 retweets 12,722 likes
  8. 2 hours ago

    I too was shocked and saddened by this news.

    I'm shocked you had nothing to do with Glow being made.
    3 replies 4 retweets 118 likes
  9. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    The person charged with representing the U.S. to the United Nations during a global crisis is just not all that into it

    Spending my 4th in meetings all day.
    156 replies 2,397 retweets 5,564 likes
  10. 3 hours ago

    It's like Being There if Chauncy Gardiner was an asshole.

    0:40
    You MUST watch this: Trump exits Air Force One to go to the limo, which is right in front of him.
    5 replies 10 retweets 47 likes
  11. 4 hours ago

    I'd like to take a moment to discuss the philosophy of Kong: Skull Island, which I believe to be the first nihilist summer blockbuster.

    17 replies 42 retweets 258 likes
  12. 6 hours ago

    little known fact: they did a remake of magnificent 7 this year where one character's only trait was that he was mexican

    33 replies 23 retweets 291 likes
  13. 6 hours ago

    what if at the end of baby driver when you find out his name his name is "Adolf Fuckmaster"

    25 replies 61 retweets 436 likes
  14. 8 hours ago
    Replying to

    just a wonderfully unexpected and cool character moment

    3 replies 2 retweets 51 likes
  15. 8 hours ago

    for real surprising everyone by going toe-to-toe with Braun to protect his client was the sort of shit I watch wrestling for

    11 replies 10 retweets 139 likes
  16. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    U.S. now believes North Korea tested an ICBM last night, U.S. officials say. President Trump spent nearly 4 hours at his golf course today.

    Can you believe that,with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf.Worse than Carter
    708 replies 13,651 retweets 21,446 likes
  17. 10 hours ago
    Replying to

    relevant: karlie kloss is like her best friend and kloss is dating jared kushner's brother

    9 replies 3 retweets 56 likes
  18. 10 hours ago

    taylor swift voted for trump

    27 replies 27 retweets 57 likes
  19. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    I miss the days of credible news sources.

    4 replies 241 retweets 735 likes
  20. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    All my friends are bread

    15 replies 81 retweets 377 likes
  21. 11 hours ago

    hi im karlie kloss and i just designed my own fuckn website using wix

    5 replies 12 retweets 166 likes

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