Well, there is the fact that throwing something at another person IS assault. Technically, even gesturing like you will throw something to scare them IS assault. But, please, if you are certain it's OK, try "milkshaking" someone in front of law enforcement.
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Replying to @S_Hornick_III @chrism2577 and
By your logic flicking someone is assault. You’re all giant babies. Cops can arrest you for throwing a milkshake on someone. Will they? Probably not. Even if they didn’t a judge would throw out any case because it’s a nonsense issue. Conservatives are just hyperventilating
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Replying to @notmyusername13 @chrism2577 and
Lol not by my logic, by the law. And the officer will likely ask the victim of they want to press charges. I assume most people won't, but that doesn't make it OK. No hyperventilating here.
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Replying to @S_Hornick_III @chrism2577 and
Lol
yes you are all hyperventilating. Throwing a milkshake on someone can only be considered assault if you make the literal definition of the word totally meaningless1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @notmyusername13 @chrism2577 and
The only way I'm hyperventilating is because I'm laughing so hard at how triggered you are.
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Replying to @S_Hornick_III @chrism2577 and
I’m not the one saying that a milkshake getting thrown on someone is assault
cry more about it, it’s hilarious. Unironically calling me triggered while crying about milkshakes being thrown on racists lmao1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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Replying to @notmyusername13 @chrism2577 and
Well, if the victim chose to press charges (which is admittedly not likely), the crime would have to be assault.
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Replying to @S_Hornick_III @chrism2577 and
And again that does not really meet the standards of the literal definition of assault. There is almost no cop that would arrest someone for flicking and even if they did a judge would throw out the case. Literal definition of the word matters more here
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No what you’re arguing for is the interpreted definition of assault. Saying literal definition means taking it at face value.
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