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@UnsettlingStory

of horror, science fiction, and filthy limericks.

New York City area
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2015.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. pro 2019.

    Firefighters respond to a bizarre emergency in the middle of a terrible snowstorm. Despite their training, they aren't ready for what they encounter.

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  2. prije 4 sata

    Just wanna remind everyone that I called this bullshit last month.

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    Big shout out to all the Trump supporters freaking out about family values because JLo grabbed herself by the pussy.

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  4. prije 5 sati

    I think the one thing every flavor of the Democratic party can agree on is that Twitter is going to be utterly insufferable tonight.

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    It’s Missouri you stone cold idiot.

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    I bet it feels amazing to be the quarterback who says "I'm going to Disney World" after winning the Super Bowl

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    800 words connecting baby mr peanut, baby yoda, baby groot and declining birth rates

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    prije 20 sati

    Shakira, perfect. We are so lucky to have that halftime show.

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  9. prije 23 sata

    Despite the having the most handsome man on Earth as their QB, I'm all in for the . Let's fuckin go!

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  10. prije 24 sata

    . doing the pregame coverage wearing a shirt featuring half-naked Jimmy Garoppolo is the exact kind of thing I want to see in sports nowadays.

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  11. 2. velj

    Someone tell me how someone like this is any better than one of the MAGA animals?

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    This is an account that tweets any time a word is used in the for the first time, and it makes me very happy.

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    2. velj

    considering our focus on candles lately, california’s choice for getting down & dirty couldn’t be more apt

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    And the funny part is, the people on this track think the MAGA folks are nuts

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    Congrats to Lamar Jackson, who is the rare unanimous AP MVP choice. He deserved it.

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    Californians: stop moving to Seattle!

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    An incredible storage solution

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    1. velj

    Man interrupts Biden to ask for his advice on getting back his wife who left him. Biden says he’ll talk to him after his speech and the guy says he wants an answer now since he’s “live” — so clearly some kind of stunt. “I’m beginning to see why your wife left you. Come on, man.”

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    6. sij

    Your pet thunderstorm bobs around excitedly when you lift the lid of the terrarium. You turn on your hair dryer and blow in a tiny warm front. It booms with joy as its little clouds flash and roll

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    21. srp 2014.

    I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time

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