And Dr. Dre said, Slim Shady you a base-head
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Replying to @StarParody1
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
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Replying to @Unnamed8x4
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off and smacked her so hard it knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
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Replying to @StarParody1
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
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Replying to @Unnamed8x4
C'mere slut! (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog!) I don't give a fuck God sent me to piss the world off!
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Replying to @StarParody1
My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady
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Replying to @Unnamed8x4
Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady
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Replying to @StarParody1
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, Chased him with a stapler
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Replying to @Unnamed8x4
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
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Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
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Replying to @Unnamed8x4
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
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