Uncle Martin the Martian

@UncleMartinTheM

I've been stuck here since that X15 knocked me out of the sky back in we 1963. I want to go home! (Note: Parody account:-) )

Los Angeles
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2018.

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    29. sij

    STEPHEN KING WRITING ABOUT LIVING IN NEW ENGLAND: The old man who ran the town dump communed with darkness. He kept a Hand of Glory in a 1982 Boston Bruins mug. Crows and bats were his to command. ME AFTER MOVING TO NEW ENGLAND: Jesus, I used to think Stephen King made shit up.

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    30. sij

    Hobby Airport kiosk 😀, guess and have made an impression

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    Large rockfish the size of a small rockfish is completely blocking ah you get the point

    A young blue rockfish
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  4. My Grandnephew's wife knows I like space. but doesn't know I'm a Martian. None-the-less, she got me NASA presents for 3 Kings Day!

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    4. sij
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    4. sij

    A crew member has been attacked by a parasite, and removing it might kill them. Again. I am just going to skip this one. [Sensors Off]

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  10. Not to be snarky or anything, but I'm not on ANY of those 4 missions to Mars! to !

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    1. sij

    TFW you break open the champagne way early because you’re old and might doze off before midnight... 😂🍾😴

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  12. Happy New Year to everyone that survived yet another Earth year!

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  13. Hey space twitter, where'd @LesterLeDolphin go? Did he up and leave us? In which case we better get out of here before the space-bypass gets built and destroys the Earth, or was his account suspended for drunk tweeting?

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    26. pro 2019.

    HOLY SHIT, THE STAR BETELGEUSE JUST FUCKING EXPLODED!!!! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Made ya look...🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  15. So, I have to comment on I guess. According to MPR (Mars Public Radio) is being , destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Literally Nothing to see here!

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  16. Nope nope nope! We don't want him! (Nice guy, but he just won't fit in...)

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    5. pro 2019.

    Since the video cut out, here's a dramatic reenactment of the landing.

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  18. wow, if you look at the SpaceX webcast, the countdown is 25 seconds ahead of the NASA feed... vs

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  19. I'm hoping stays away today! Did somebody send up some cookies with a balloon?

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    13. stu 2019.
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