@ZoeQuinnzel You go for a walk with a stranger. It ends poorly. #Journey
I'll go first: an anime lawyer has arguments with teenage girl about the differences between a ladder and a step ladder
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@ZoeQuinnzel I live to serve.
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@ZoeQuinnzel OBJECTION!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel An owl tells you that in order to escape an island you have to kill everyone on it, so you doThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel You're an aging geezer that has to walk through a giant microwave oven. You hang out with a guy that shits his pants.#MGS4Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel You assassinate wildlife for patrons with questionable halos while Chris Metzen drones on about his favorite RPG toons.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel There this guy who goes underwater and kills Daddies who wear deep-sea diving suits.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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