zoë “bi fieri” quinnVerified account

Biggest lesson you will learn DMing: Players will not do what you expect them to. Better think of how to deal with that, and quick.

@ZoeQuinnzel First rule of being a player: If the DM suggests you go north, go south.

@charlesrandall @ZoeQuinnzel Second rule: if the the description of an NPC is more than one sentence, kill it.

@Plus10David @ZoeQuinnzel oh yes, that's a fun one as well

@charlesrandall @Plus10David Third rule, if there is a boring thing in a list of cool things, go do the boring thing

@ZoeQuinnzel @Plus10David Fourth Rule: Always roll a lucky crit on what is supposed to be a recurring villain.