@ZoeQuinnzel Mom walked in on me nude playing a cover of Rhiannas Umbrella on an FM MSX synthesizer. :O
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@x01010111 that's kind of amazing, minus the mom part -
@ZoeQuinnzel It tops the one before - dad walks in on me nude dancing to the Cool Spot soundtrack on the Genesis. FM synths do stuff to me? -
@x01010111 but the cool spot soundtrack was so good -
@ZoeQuinnzel Oh god, here we go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jLiXUOUv7E … (and the pants come off)
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@ZoeQuinnzel Meeting @HanFreakinSolo in person. Dude's a dreamboat. I got all flustered.#blush -
@TheDiscoPony @HanFreakinSolo fuck I know right? Living with him means being in a constant state of fluster
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@ZoeQuinnzel Meeting someone for the zillionth time and not remembering their name. The blank stares. The piercing silence. The pronouns. -
@DrydenGG that's one of the selectable guy's entire path :3
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@zoequinnzel Or when she complained that this chicken we were eating tasted like cum? Like, in front of everybody. -
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@zoequinnzel There was also the time I thought the artificial tan spray was sun block so I went to school with a Simpsons' skin
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@ZoeQuinnzel Calling a friend & as soon as they say hi, excitedly leaped into a long story. 5 min in realize it's a wrong numberThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@zoequinnzel When I was nine and my mom gave me a bag filled of condoms?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel Claptrap's birthday part in Borderlands 2.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel There are some gems of awkwardness in this blog: http://theawkwardmagnet.blogspot.com/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel Senior walking in on me in a single-stall public bathroom and not leaving.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel Hmmm... *thinks* *triggers flashbacks* *hangs out in the shower for a while*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel someone walks in on you playing a weird video game and just sits there and watches youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel you're in the wrong classroom and you're too shy to ask anyoneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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