What is… what. No. Stop. Help? http://kotaku.com/5971867/the-perfect-game-follows-these-eight-rules …
@SeeBeeWhitman the perfect game doesn't exist and I think he wants to have sex with games, not play them from the way he writes
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@ZoeQuinnzel "I'm not saying a perfect game should make you want to, well, have sex with your television. Unless… wait, are you into that?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel "I said it as a joke, but also, you know, like gauging your reaction." -
@SeeBeeWhitman "No no. I mean. That was a joke too. Ha ha. No one would ever want to fuck a game, of course. Ha. Ha. Where are you going?"
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@ZoeQuinnzel @SeeBeeWhitman "It's Got To Be Hot…Shouldn't Require an Extra Appendage, Intelligence Is A Must, Carnal Attraction" oh god -
@BooDooPerson@ZoeQuinnzel This actually describes my ideal alien sex party. Wait, TMI? -
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@BooDooPerson yeah I don't really see how extra appendages would be a bad thing there not gonna lie -
@ZoeQuinnzel@BooDooPerson I'm a little vanilla when it comes to alien sex parties OK? -
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@BooDooPerson Call me old fashioned but what one does with a space monster in his own cockpit is his own business.
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