@ZoeQuinnzel The more you drop pearls like this, the more I CANNOT WAIT TO PLAY THIS GAME
Line from #ItsNotOkayCupid: "You remind me of my pinky toe. You’re cute and little and I am going to bang you on my coffee table later."
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@garethbriggs aw thank you :3
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@ZoeQuinnzel Stop making me want this game so much. - End of conversation
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@ZoeQuinnzel I will find a way to legitimately use this line XD -
@MrAlexBethke since you have a steady lady you can swap for the more raunchy "going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own" instead
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@ZoeQuinnzel I'm going to go make some coffee now just so I can come back to my desk and spittake -
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@ZoeQuinnzel Yes! My status as a Z-list celebrity is now assured.
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@ZoeQuinnzel I'm going to pretend that's verbatim from a real OKC profile/chat. -
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@ZoeQuinnzel this world is a beautiful place, full of wonders.
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@ZoeQuinnzel ...is that a cliche or is this just not the first time you've tweeted it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel Pure gold.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel Now I want to try that line on my wife tonight, but there’s no way in hell I could deliver it with a straight face.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ZoeQuinnzel LMAO that is amazing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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