Not Ump Joe West

Congrats to Big East refs who decided to shorten the games by 1.7 seconds. Wish I could do that.

Did the witch win? I don't live in Delaware, but I mailed in a vote 4 her. She's got the kind of leadership I'm looking 4

Tony Bennett is a hack. They should let Cowboy Joe West sing at these things. #WorldSeries

It brought a tear to my eye that umps f'd up the very last call of the Championship Series #BallFour #Phillies #Giants

I know it's ugly for baseball, but I love when the teams beat the crap out of each other #Phillies #Giants #NLCS

That ball clearly did not hit Swisher. Baseballs change direction on their own all the time

#Phillies #Giants - Home plate ump missed call in front of him. Happens to me all the time. Haven't seen my feet in years

If you're wondering why ump Wally Bell is calling everything a strike tonight, it's b/c we have dinner plans in an hour

I should toss Joe Girardi just for not knowing how to manage pitchers. #Yankees #Rangers #mlbpulse

I swear if TBS tried that PitchTrax crap with me, I'd choke Craig Sager with his wacky sportsjacket. #Yankees #Rangers

The Berkman hit was also a home run. The foul pole is not official. It's just a suggestion... #Yankees #Rangers #mlbpulse

That was the correct Home Run call. Fans are allowed to interfere with the game as much as they like. It's in the rulebook

I hate these 4 o'clock games. I'm missing all of my judge shows!!!!

Clarification on Gardner play. I'm pretty sure no player is allowed to slide into 1st base. If he tries, he's out....

Cliff Lee is only as good as the umpire says he is, got it??

If I was umping this NLCS Game 1, I'd enforce 1 rule- Lincecum doesn't take the mound til he cuts the mullet..

I don't care how exciting that game was- TOO DAMN LONG

I thought CC Sabathia might have been loading up the ball last inning, but it was just caramel...

That play at the plate was too close. Might have been best to make no call #Yankees #Rangers

FYI- I'm available to work the World Series... Still waiting for the phone to ring...