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    1. Mikael Privatby‏ @mikaeltja 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @inihelene @BEASTIE_JOYCE

      Eating awful preserved food made so that we'd live thorough horrible winters in our shitty rock country where no grain grows to own the libs

      11 replies 108 retweets 2,101 likes
    2. Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @mikaeltja @inihelene @BEASTIE_JOYCE

      The vikings literally invaded England because it was easier to grow food.

      4 replies 23 retweets 753 likes
    3. Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @UltimateMurphy @mikaeltja and

      I live in wirral which has a long history of being invaded by vikings during the middle ages.

      1 reply 1 retweet 150 likes
    4. Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @UltimateMurphy @mikaeltja and

      They basically just went around taking other peopled stuff. They weren't very good at attacking the Welsh though.

      2 replies 3 retweets 135 likes
    5. Sørings‏ @Soerings 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @UltimateMurphy @mikaeltja and

      The Welsh, unlike the Saxons, had nothing worth a good robbery.

      6 replies 2 retweets 116 likes
    6. Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @Soerings @mikaeltja and

      I think it's more because they had a more traditional celtic culture and not an Anglo Saxon one. On other words they were scarier and tougher than the vikings.

      2 replies 3 retweets 115 likes
    7. Sørings‏ @Soerings 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @UltimateMurphy @mikaeltja and

      Fake news! that's not possible! we have the biggest hands, the biggest helmets and we are totally winning!!!

      4 replies 3 retweets 156 likes
    8. Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @Soerings @mikaeltja and

      I'm standing here naked covered on wode with my hair spiked with lime. Your big helmet means nothing.

      1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
    9. Sørings‏ @Soerings 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @UltimateMurphy @mikaeltja and

      Spiked hair you say? Someone is compensating for his small hands and tiny (non-existing) wall :-)

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    10. Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @Soerings @mikaeltja and

      *blocked (by my massive mountains)

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
      Replying to @UltimateMurphy @Soerings and

      You Incel vikings are scared of celtic Chads.

      10:23 AM - 23 Dec 2017
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      2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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        2. Ada Powers‏ @mspowahs 23 Dec 2017
          Replying to @UltimateMurphy @Soerings and

          I don't know what I'm witnessing but I'm here for it

          2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
        3. Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
          Replying to @mspowahs @AdamPowers and

          Vikings chuds getting corncobbed by woke celts.

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
        4. Murph‏ @UltimateMurphy 23 Dec 2017
          Replying to @UltimateMurphy @AdamPowers and

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        1. Sørings‏ @Soerings Sep 23
          Replying to @UltimateMurphy @mikaeltja and

          Haha,😂 I didn't know what Incel was before now! Every learning day is a good day! 😁

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